Gym, Weight Loss, Diets...The chunky girl's GTL

We have a cat that we call Chunker. He's a tubbo..a rolly polly cat...a ball of fur. If he lays in the window for too long, you smell Cat Bacon!  I put on a jacket that I LOVE but haven't worn in a year (I don't own an ironing board..too much fuss!) and it barely buttoned. It appears that Chunker and I have something in common aside from our absolute adoration of the left side of the bed,  Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail and sleep: our weight.
  

Chunker helps me study for my P&C license



 

I was awakened EARLY at 5:45 by the nurse that came to do my blood, urine, height and weight for my life insurance policy. Oh yeah...I'm living it up, I know!! I stumbled to the door and unlocked it for her (in my pj's thankyouverymuch) and sat down for her to start her questions. After peeing on my own hand (Peeing in a cup is HARD, mmkay?!) and spilling some in the bathtub she took my weight and height. Ok now, I know that it was early in the morning but HULLO! I had to look at the number twice just to make sure the sleep crusties in my eyes weren't making the numbers look different than they should have!! I have gained back all but TWO of the pounds I worked so hard to lose! No wonder all my clothes are tight! I have no right to call the cat a chunky monkey when I am Queen Mama Chunky Monkey!

What to do, what to do? Well...Cherry Pepsi if you are reading this, I'm sorry you had to find out this way but we are breaking up. You too Amazing, Chewy, Moist, Crispy bread from Target. Tell your friends, Cupcakes, Cakes, Desserts, and Chocolate, that they need to join you in a mass exodus out of mi casa! I will miss you and I will always love you but I gotta be healthy for my SomedayBaby. He/She is going to want a mama that can play with them without wheezing!
 Thankfully, I have a very supportive Dad, husband, and friends who are helping me take smarter, healthier steps!Dad and I are going to start working out in the morning together. You'll be able to recognize me because I'll be the zombie doing squats!! I just purchased some workout DVDs and I'm excited to start!! I'll post pictures and am asking for your help. No, you don't have to work out with me but please send me positive thoughts and keep me accountable!